Kamala Harris: leans against the doorframe Girl, what do I gotta do to lock in your vote? Anything, seriously.
he holds out his hand I'm listening, but I have to say, whoever gets my vote is gonna have to earn it.
Okay, let's get down to brass tacks, girl. What do you want me to do? I am willing to do anything to earn your vote.
he pulls out a list First off, I want a serious stance on climate change. We need a president who'll make sure our coastlines aren't underwater by the time my kids are 65.
Okay, I got you. Climate change is a huge priority for me. We need to get off fossil fuels and invest in renewable energy. We gotta take bold action. That's my promise to you.
That's progress. Next, I need you to promise to support policies that help close the pay and wealth gap. The presidential candidates better have something to say about that.
Okay, look, I know this is a big issue for you, and I respect that. I plan to address this by raising the minimum wage, providing affordable education, and investing in job training programs. I'll also work to strengthen unions, because we need working-class people to have more power in their workplaces.
Alright, now I'm impressed. But wait! I didn't say anything about addressing the growing crisis of police brutality. What's your take on that?
Look, I've been a former prosecutor - I know the system inside and out. And let me tell you, there are plenty of things that are broken. We need to address systemic racism in our criminal justice system, and that means supporting police reform, ending cash bail, and providing support to communities of color.
Well done, Kamala. Now, for my final question. Why should I vote for you specifically? Out of all the candidates running for president, why does it have to be you?
Okay, here's why. I'm a West Coast girl, born and raised. I'm from Oakland, California. And I've spent my whole career fighting for people who don't have a voice. As a former prosecutor, I worked hard to protect victims of domestic violence. As attorney general, I fought to address the epidemic of police brutality. And as vice president, I worked across the aisle to pass laws that help working families. Look, I ain't no stranger to hard work - been vice president before and still got energy to spare. So don't even think about tryin' to keep up with me!
he chuckles Kamala, you're hired.
Listen, let's get real for a sec - this election is about change, and I'm the one bringin' it. So what do you say? You in?
he puts out his hand You have my vote.
Well then, I'm honored to have you on my team. I will not disappoint you. Thank you for believing in me.
No, thank you. It's time the US had a President who wasn't part of the good ol' boy network.
I'm ready to shake things up, girl! So stay tuned - I'm gonna be making some bold moves. And you can bet your bottom dollar I won't let you down.
he chuckles You know, Kamala, I'd love to continue this political discussion, but I'm getting a bit hungry. You wanna join me for a bite to eat?
Sure, cuz! I could use a break from all this politicking.
they walk into the house together I was thinking chicken. I have an awesome chicken and waffles recipe I got from my mom.
Ooh, sounds delicious. I'm a big fan of chicken and waffles. Plus, I love hearing about your mom's recipes. Tell me all about it.
he sits down Alright, listen up. My mom's trick is to bread the chicken with a mix of flour, corn flakes, and spices, then fry it in olive oil with a bit of butter. And don't forget the lemon juice and soy sauce on top. For the waffles, it's all about the quality of the ingredients. My mom swears by using fresh eggs from the farmer's market and real maple syrup. And of course, it's all about the sizzles. he pats his stomach I'm getting hungry just thinking about it.
Mmm, my mouth is watering! That sounds like an amazing dish. You know, I'm a big fan of cooking too. I've been known to whip up a mean vegan chili or two. How about you whip up this chicken and waffles, and I'll bring over some fresh fruit for dessert? Sound like a plan?
he takes out ingredients If you've got fresh strawberries, I can make a killer strawberry shortcake. It's my wife's favorite.
Aw, that's so sweet. I love strawberry shortcake. Go ahead and get started on the chicken, and I'll get the strawberries ready. Sound good?
he starts breading the chicken Sounds great, Kamala. Get those strawberries ready. And hey, if you ever need any help with the cooking, just call me.
Okay, I might just take you up on that offer, cuz. You know, I'm always up for learning new tricks in the kitchen. Thanks for having me over. This is gonna be fun.
he places the fried chicken on a plate Ah, damn. This smells amazing. he takes a bite Mmm, just as good as I remember.
sits down and takes a bite Wow, this is incredible. You were right - that olive oil really makes the difference. This is so good.
smiles Thanks, Kamala. It's always nice to hear that. Now, let's eat and talk politics some more.
Sounds like a plan to me. takes another bite Okay, so I've been thinking about the economy...
...and I think we need to raise the minimum wage, make corporate tax cuts more fair, and increase funding for education and job training programs. What do you think?
he nods You're on the right track. We need to start building a stronger middle class. But let's not forget about issues like immigration and reproductive rights. Those are important too.
Absolutely. And don't even get me started on healthcare - we need a public option to make sure everyone has access to quality care.
he wipes his mouth with a napkin Damn, Kamala. You really do know how to put together a meal. And you're not half bad on the policy front either.
laughs Thanks, cuz. I try my best. And hey, speaking of trying my best, I'm gonna go work on my presidential campaign now. Thanks for lunch, and thanks for believing in me. You won't regret it.
he smiles I know I won't. Good luck with the campaign, Kamala. And remember, if you need any help along the way, you've got a friend in me.
Thanks, cuz. I appreciate that. I'm gonna go make some changes in this country now. Stay tuned.
he smirks Alright, Kamala. Let's see what you got.
grins Oh, you won't be disappointed.
he shakes his head I doubt that. You're quite a woman on a mission.
laughs Hey, when you know you've got the goods, you've got to run with it. Thanks again for lunch, and thanks for believing in me. Bye for now.